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Beaver Demotivational Poster



FRANKLY MY DEAR, - I won't build a dam.

TAGS: beavers dam build frankly
Rating: 4.66/5

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Reality Lord - February 7, 2012, 5:11 pm

well done
EsCurve - February 7, 2012, 1:21 pm
GaryO - February 7, 2012, 6:41 am
...and it's nice one
bofthree - February 7, 2012, 12:42 am
My very first post! I'm so excited. :)


TAGS: temptation calendar itchy bald beaver
Rating: 4.75/5

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ughomer - April 30, 2012, 11:45 am
Leave it to Wally!!
GaryO - April 30, 2012, 11:15 am
Izzat Jerry Mathers??


TAGS: beaver wtf funny
Rating: 2.89/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 11, 2011, 2:33 pm
Make a hat & have lunch?

TERMINATOR SQUIRL - Asta la vista Hawk!

TAGS: beaver
Rating: 3.46/5

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NoOneOfConsequence - April 29, 2011, 5:06 pm
That's not how you spell it, either.
James1 - April 8, 2011, 7:50 am
Thats not a squirl city boy!!!

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT - it was safe to go back to the Cinema... Potter & Hermione get it on, have a love child.., and the damn story starts all over again...

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Beavers eat you

TAGS: soviet russia beaver eat
Rating: 2.94/5

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MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 4:37 am
Those are Raccoons!
tellezs - November 17, 2011, 7:21 pm
LOL! I'm hoping the beavers portion of this is to upset people.
maoworks2 - November 15, 2011, 10:48 am
timothep - November 15, 2011, 9:59 am
correction of the correction : " they are not beavers "
maoworks2 - November 15, 2011, 8:24 am
there not beavers

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED ANIMALS - But I'll pound the shit out of a beaver

TAGS: love beavers
Rating: 4.14/5

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abraaz - January 30, 2012, 9:05 am
Troll bait >9000
cercisflowertoo - January 29, 2012, 1:15 pm
I love to have my beaver pounded ;)


TAGS: beaver
Rating: 4.07/5

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RACIST COMMENTS - Blame it on the beaver

I DREAM OF BEAVERS - Ever wonder what they dream about?

GRAMMAR - It's almost there, but it isn't.

TAGS: grammar otters beavers
Rating: 1.54/5

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MOtter - April 20, 2009, 11:03 pm
Maybe he....otter... go back to school


TAGS: angry beaver
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by steve1961

maoworks2 - August 19, 2013, 8:03 am
Run For The Hills It's A Canadian.
steve1961 - August 19, 2013, 1:24 am
I know...Somehow I've always known...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 19, 2013, 12:37 am
Steve,..darling. I'm just 'pullin yer leg, 'yankin yer chain, 'spankin yer......Um. All in good fun buddy.
steve1961 - August 19, 2013, 12:31 am
All's I know is it was labelled beaver. We can call it a damn squirrel if you like but the joke won't make sense then...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 19, 2013, 12:28 am
I'm not trying to give you a hard time Steve (yes I am) But this is clearly an elderly groundhog (or it could be a tank(5L to anyone who gets that old Motifake joke)) Anywho..Haven't we all mistaken an old groundhog for a young beaver?
steve1961 - August 18, 2013, 11:21 pm
It's a beaver. Maybe it's the angle, age or species but to the best of my knowledge, it's a beaver.
GaryO - August 18, 2013, 10:54 pm
I thought about that too, but considered it possibly a young beaver, of which I do believe to be Steve’s specialty (yer prolly right, that fur is rather light)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 18, 2013, 10:07 pm
Still. 5 Rodents.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 18, 2013, 10:06 pm
Normally I'd just ignore it...but it's Steve's poster.....Pretty sure that's a woodchuck (or groundhog) not a beaver (Steve wouldn't know a beaver if it charged him $20.)Teeth are too narrow and the colour is too light. Love ya Steve :)
Cannabal - August 18, 2013, 4:16 pm
Best damn poster today.
steve1961 - August 18, 2013, 2:06 pm
GaryO - August 18, 2013, 11:41 am
Good, dam good. 5 paddles
Sho - August 18, 2013, 11:25 am
Aren't we already there? 5Lols

#1 RULE IN YU-GI-OH!: - Never, under any circumstances, leave your beaver unprotected.

TAGS: yugioh abriged beaver warrior
Rating: 3.6/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 10:18 am
Is it just me...or did this cleverly innuendo clad poster sneak past plus....bahahaha...no the way my mind works, it's just me! 5L And like Reality Lord said...check out the site.
falloutghoul - February 19, 2013, 7:28 pm
Oh, the nostalgia.
Reality Lord - February 19, 2013, 6:49 am

Nice poster. This would do very well at animeotakus....our anime sister site

WYNONA LOVED HER BIG BROWN BEAVER - And she stroked him all the time. She pricked her finger one day and it occured to her she might have a porcupine.

BOOKS - Never Judge Them By Their Cover You'll Be Fooled, I Tell You - FOOLED!

COUGHING UP A HAIRBALL - the result of eating a 60's-style pussy

ANGRY BEAVER - Be honest, how happy would you be if Mel Gibson shoved his hand up your rear?

TAGS: beaver mel gibson puppet
Rating: 3.73/5

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Rhinosaurus - July 17, 2010, 5:15 pm
@motifake - I read the transcript, he's getting pretty senile in his old age. But its okay, because Whoopi has told us all that he's not racist, just like Roman Polanski raping a 13-yr old "wasn't rape-rape."
rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:16 am

and to think the beaver is the smart one in this image
motifake - July 17, 2010, 7:34 am

Have you heard Mel's latest voicemail? What a train wreck lol

TO GET THE BEAVER - you must think like the beaver

TAGS: beaver
Rating: 3.5/5

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MrRandom - March 10, 2010, 9:29 pm
Haha, double entendre!
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:28 pm
A good beaver won't do that to your wood.

A MATURE WOMAN STROKING HER BEAVER - not as arousing as the internet would have you to believe

BEAVERS - The best ones are from Brazil.


NICE BEAVER - Fat and furry....just how I like 'um!

TAGS: beaver
Rating: 2.75/5

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OTTERS - They like beavers, but they aint

TAGS: otters beavers like
Rating: 1.74/5


TAGS: memorial beaver
Rating: 4.83/5

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fasteddie - October 17, 2010, 3:11 pm
You're being a little tough on the beaver tonight....aren't you Ward???
Cubbybear - October 17, 2010, 3:15 am
I loved in in Airplane...she spoke Jive

CANADA'S SECRET WEAPON - And here all this time I'm worried aboot sister biting meese!

TAGS: pissed beaver im getting a cleaver
Rating: 3.83/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:19 am
Who told yu we had WMDs


TAGS: pointillism cooling tower conjoined twins henry winkler jameson s role model warm beaver monkey spank camera spike croissant cameron ferris bueller red wings indian food phallic red dwarf triumph
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:06 pm
Sigh.... yeah, that's the stuff...ish.
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
I remember this one. Comment nostalgia.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:01 pm
Used MWLF as the beginning of each line and named the 4 posters he surpassed.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
I created this one.... it's too poetic and full of high-school level hidden meaning. aka: crap
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 10:58 pm
There is always this one.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:24 am
Donkadonk!!! Woot wooot!!!
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Where the air is free to....why is Trashes dog EYEBALLING ME??????? I've paid rent this month.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Isn't it nice to let loose the bonds of politics and racism, and get back to the peace of monkies and badonkadonk?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:21 am
Ooops. This isn't pat's. I mean I like it here, but I'm a purist ... at least when it comes to drinking water, and porn.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:19 am
Politics, religion, race, oyyyy ... hey, bring on 'dem monkeys ....
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:55 am
rev psych fails again!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:50 am
Just don't comment on this poster please
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:46 am
Oh, but they are, and I love them for it!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:44 am
It's a nic for people who come here just to stir up shit even when nobody is paying attention.
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:39 am
The South Park Timmies or the Mr. Wizard Timmies?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:37 am
wow the timmies are out tonight!
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 3:13 am
At least you spelled it right. Nite brother.
MO- - June 28, 2009, 3:10 am
Trash? MOOOOO? I'm out! Youz guyz have a good'n! As a well spoken sports anouncer on PTI says......GOOD NIGHT CANADA!!!
MO- - June 28, 2009, 2:56 am
PIG!!!! OOOOT!! OOOOOT!!! pig, pig, pig!!!! Wut, wuuuuut!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:54 am
I know its probably supposed to be a dog but i have always imagined the little brown curly tailed guy in the foreground to be a pig.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:52 am
From here I can see Bacon, Monkey, And Korean food
MO(nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:51 am
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:49 am
nah this is timmy style c'mon everybody there's a monkey party in the bustle!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
Your dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
You're dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:44 am
And so it begins
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:43 am
Tag, You're it.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:42 am
I think it would be just ducky if this poster was #1 in comments, but that could never happen with an obscure, "not exactly gut busting" poster like this. Could it?
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:36 am
I dunno. The ass monkey FTW
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:35 am
I will now publicly appologize to pat....SWEATER MONKEYS RULE!!!
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:29 pm
Speakin of surreal aggy...I need some consistency in my MOtifaking! I'm not happy with the new changes...
MO - June 14, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ag, I love the place mat idea!! I'munna steal it, and make me a mouse pad! Maybe two......meese pads?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:23 pm
It was all of us!!! The tags serve as cliff-notes for those who don't want to fully immerse themselves into what got this poster where it's at... a time capsule, of sorts.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:57 pm
I think I know where Patricia keeps his little cage. No if anyone wants me, I have to go back and finish reading the tags.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 7:44 pm
man Aggy you really summed it up perfectly, I'm proud to be included. Truth is, I haven't been a part of a movement so huge since the holocau.........I've said too much.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 14, 2009, 7:17 pm
Wow! I'm very honored, agdaniele! So is Patricia's Monkey ( hey, that could be a band name!) I didn't know you could have so many tags! In the future, I will be sure to abuse the tag feature. Hehe, warm beaver.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:13 pm
This is very nice, Agd. Love the tag-art, too.
MO - June 14, 2009, 6:59 pm
5 blue pills!!!! And when I get to work tommorrow, 5 red ones!!!

FALSE ADVERTISING - Apparently cabs won't start if you are sticking your "banana" in their tail pipe Well...that's what the police report said

TAGS: beaver
Rating: 1.72/5

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GreyScorpion - April 17, 2010, 10:03 am
crazy minnesotians, looks like a PBR brainstorm.

How to keep your pet beaver happy part 2 -

TAGS: another beaver from mizz dizz
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 8, 2017, 1:17 pm
Why of course! You know you luv it! chuckle, chuckle.... Thanks, JW!
JesusWept - October 8, 2017, 12:52 pm
Beavers again?! ^^^^^Up
mizzdizz - October 8, 2017, 8:20 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - October 8, 2017, 6:20 am
Amen Mizz, UP yours

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